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Welcome to WEIRD SPACE issue number Three! Merry Weird Xmas!
Our third cover was done by the talented Barrie Jones. Our third cover "Life On Mars" was done by the talented Barrie Jones Visit more of Mr. Jones' apocalyptic artwork in the extensive online gallery at his website www.artmajeur.com/barriejones
Enjoy your Holidays with ole' Eli-X...
--Scott C. Carr
Chief Editor
SERIES
FUCK STAR:
The Continuing Adventures of Eli-X, the Biggest Porn-Star in the Galaxy...
by Hertzan Chimera and Michael Cornwall Johnson
Part Four: Oedipus-X --- "What follows is an illegal Zone-In (trademark pending) as Eli-X’s erogenous broadcast is activated by one of our nameless insider droids of cheap horror porn. "
Part Five: ELI-Quince and Slices of Mince--- "The smell of disinfectant hit Eli-X like a lump hammer . . ."
The PHARM
by Wolf Peterson
Chapter One: "On the Pharm..." --- ""Good God," Raoul murmured, "It's a goddamned hospital... a loony bin... a rehab... a warzone... all rolled into one. This is the front lines, man! Send me back...""
SHORT FICTION
The
Hymen Eater (or Why Mars Is Red?)
by C. C. Parker
"Professor Dee looked outside his window and took another drink. He’d been drinking steady for several days. The world was ending and their wasn’t a flocking thing he could do about it. A Hymen Eater wandered past his window, face dripping red."
The
Visitors
by Mac Tonnies
"At night we'd make love while the Halo flowed silently overhead, burning yellow-white and throwing thin shadows across our sand-encrusted bodies. The tide would come crashing in after the day's yellow-brown had shrunken to a knot on the horizon, chilling us, hissing and churning between entwined limbs. Tiny crab-like creatures emerged from the hard-packed sand, eyestalks glinting, and waded out onto the chilly beach, avoiding us."
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